a. when people decide that they no longer want to buy refrigerated items such as meat or cheese, why do they insist on trying to hide them?! i don’t care if you no longer want that yogurt, but i do care if you don’t put it back. it takes us a long time to notice the hidden foods shoved under the candy and after a while, they go warm and are no longer good. you wouldn’t want to buy something you knew was sitting out for hours!! so instead, why don’t you just let me know that you’re too lazy to walk back and put it away and i’ll go do it for you?
b. when i go out of my way to ask how you’re doing, or say hello, and you ignore me. if i’m going to make an effort, so should you.
c. if you know that people stack baskets on top of each other at the end of the till, why on earth would you leave bread inside? and if you see bread inside the basket, what compels you to just stack your basket on top of it as if it doesn’t exist? are you going to buy the squished bread? i’m guessing no.
d. when you yell at me because you are displeased about a store policy. oh i’m sorry, i woke up one day and invented every single one of our rules. let me just go call headquarters and get that changed for you.